What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:48

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
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Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
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Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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